There is no escape from this.
I’m tempted to upload a video of me singing because boredom but???? I dunno man that’s work eh
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked
>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model
>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room
>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age
DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST
so like there’s this really hot girl at our school and every day my friends and I end up checking her out as she walks by, and we never say anything to her. Well, today, my lesbian friend like randomly called out to her while we were all staring at her ass and she was like “HEY MY FRIENDS THINK YOU’RE HOT AND WANT TO KNOW IF YOU’LL WEAR YOGA PANTS TOMORROW” and you should have seen how many heads just like shot down and stared at their food and all I could think was like “ohmygodI’mstilltechnicallyintheclosetdon’tyoudaresaymyname” and she never named names. So, as it turns out, this girl’s name is Samantha, she is in fact bi and ohmygod I have a glimmer of a chance.